smile your beautiful

beenthereshippedthat:

OK SO I WAS IN A PUBLIC RESTROOM AND I OPENED A PAD AND A LITTLE GIRL IN THE STALL NEXT TO ME WAS LIKE “WHY DOES SHE HAVE A SNACK”

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— 10 months ago with 270522 notes

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

mummymuscles:

Too funny not to reblog

The one lady who went to tight. Oh my laaaawd yaas

(Source: devoureth, via nevereverdreamless)

— 10 months ago with 474762 notes
Reblog if you have boobs

weyheyhorlikson:

officialalltimelow:

twerkinturtle:

danhowellspenis:

itdemandstobefelt:

aniqueki:

That’s a lot of boobs..

AND JUST THINK EACH OF THEM PROBABLY HAS TWO

“probably”

Or three

Dude, dont judge but i got ten. 

Maybe I have 20… Pairs

(Source: inthemidstofmonsters, via segwey)

— 10 months ago with 11919808 notes

faterodriguez:

hazukinagista:

faterodriguez:

All my friends are so attractive and I’m just here like

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yeah but you probably are the kind of potato that’s like this 

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Pretty on the inside

omfg

Aren’t those yams

(Source: deerpunks, via segwey)

— 10 months ago with 50767 notes
poopflow:

exclusive footage of GTA V


I’ve been watching for 10 minutes

poopflow:

exclusive footage of GTA V

I’ve been watching for 10 minutes

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— 10 months ago with 59488 notes

illustratedshadows:

butts-with-bro-shades:

people who send themselves anon hate

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i dont understand this gif but it feels right

OMG WE WATCHED THIS VIDEO IN MY SPANISH CLASS AND YOU GUYS SAW IT TOO you guys are my people.

(Source: jackfrostciicle, via segwey)

— 10 months ago with 44584 notes

j4mi:

lepremiernoel:

wocowoco:

aj-starfish:

dannysheep:

fuckyeahoceancreatures:

Starfish feeding on a dead whale.

i’ve never been scared of starfish until this moment

look at that creepy, tall, dancing one

look at him

‘yes, my darlingssssss
‘feed to your hearts content’

‘feast on what is rightfully ours’

‘feast, thrive— soon, we will conquer all‘ 

you have some unresolved issues

There like the maggots of the sea

(Source: nervation, via paperpickle13)

— 10 months ago with 361154 notes
convixial:

i understood all of that

convixial:

i understood all of that

(Source: junglepussy, via segwey)

— 10 months ago with 302608 notes

waitingformybluebox:

kkatkkrap:

butts-with-bro-shades:

ikickdownthewalls:

vwhiskers:

slinkycat:

kipper-love:

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Because Anna was asking me what a kookaburra sounds like |D

oh god

i just realised how odd this must sound to people who aren’t used to kookaburras

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WHAT THE FUCK, AUSTRALIA. *uncontrollable laughter*

THIS A LIVING THING THAT MAKES THIS NOISE OMG IS AUSTRALIA EVEN THE SAME FUCKING PLANET AS THE REST OF US??

The fuck is a kookaburra

(Source: k-kipper, via paperpickle13)

— 10 months ago with 98865 notes

moseby:

im convinced all grandmas smell the same

Except for mine. Mine smells like pot.

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— 10 months ago with 7647 notes

This is the best story I’ve ever seen on here.

(Source: eternalseptember, via smilemoreee)

— 10 months ago with 1681758 notes

lovelymoth:

when the friend come online

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(via boombamblah)

— 10 months ago with 104183 notes